Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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An antijoke

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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