How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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johann grayson being liked

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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JUST KIDDING^

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Anti Joke

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