How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A bar walks into a man

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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This is funny.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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