i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? Invisible carrots.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? Nothing.She died on Thanksgiving day.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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Anti Joke

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