Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Your life That's the joke

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A black person in the NHL

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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