Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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