What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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I grunt when I poop.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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minced oaths

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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