- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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