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  • this is hilarious. an anti-anti joke in my opinon. or better put, i lol'd

  • I have no idea if Bar Rescue is real, but there was an episode where some idiot brought a horse into a bar...

  • A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly shits on the floor and leaves ?_?

  • a priest, a rabbi and a horse with a frog on his shoulder walk into a bar. the barman says "what is this, a joke?"

  • A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face"? The horse replies, "Evolutionary Design".

  • Alcoholism is not a joke. It affects millions each year. I put a voodoo curse on your family! SHAM A LAM DOO DAD!

  • Horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face". The horse says, "depression is nothing to joke about."

  • A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face"? The horse replies, "Because I am a horse and horses have long faces."

  • Awesome, this had me giggling for a while!

  • A horse walks into a bar, everyone freaks out, horse gets put down.

  • best anti joke i've read. what the hell what that guy talking about with the Wilbur joke though..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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