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  • Are you people dumb? The "anti joke" is that this would confuse anyone.

  • The point of this Anti-Joke is that painting yourself green and throwing forks at someone would confuse anyone. You're all retarded...

  • I imagine that's the joke

  • I'm a blond and I got confused by this... I still don't get it.

  • theres an explanation here nobrain.dk

  • I imagine that would confuse anyone.

  • I don't get it.....:\

  • Random joke ftw

  • Isn't the point that a green person chucking forks would confuse anyone? Anti-blonde joke. (Also, "blonde" = English, "blond" = US/ Canada)

  • Hahaha... Wait... I don't get it! And I am blond... :/

  • You know why blondes like tilt steering wheels? More head room

  • Talk to it

  • who cares how you spell blond/e, this is hilarious.

  • Copied this...

  • I'm not a blond and I'm confused

  • i love telling this joke to people they always look at me blankly while i nearly pee from hilarity

  • hey you know i get it right turn your self green so you could blend in i get it now i didn't now it before so i asked my dad and and that is the answer!

  • Blond= masculine, blonde= feminine.

  • this anti-joke killed my laugh box!

  • I hate these blondie jokes!!!!!!!!!!

  • Blond for a guy and Blonde for a girl is correct...in French.

  • I don't get it.

  • LOL this is grand

  • It would confuse anyone... Except for Chuck Norris... Because Chuck Norris Confuses them.

  • Hell yeah!!! 6666th thumb up!

  • You can spell it "blond" or "blonde" as several people have pointed out; the former is a masculine adjective while the latter is feminine, but since so few words in English have gender like that (I only know of three) it's generally acceptable to use either one. Regardless, it doesn't matter for the joke.

  • *sigh*... people on the internet. only 1/50 know what their talking about... you would be confused too if someone painted themselves green and threw forks at you, that is in itself confusing. no wonder the economy is collapsing... twats.

  • LOL does it mean everyone is a blond?

  • It's funny how the joke assumes all blonde's are girls.

  • spoons would have been funnier...

  • you all are retarded

  • How do u kill a blond? Tape a mirror to the bottom of a pool

  • Best used on a blond... change it to the hair color of whoever you're speaking to for victory

  • Blonde is only used to describe a girl and blond for everything else.

  • Blonde and blond are used all over the. World....not ALL AMERICANS and Canadians use blond. MOST OF US USE BLONDE!!!......rarely do us Americans use blond........so don't be prejudice!!!!.......and don't say only certain people say this or that!!!

  • I think your dumb because i get it!

  • fuck me sideways cunt

  • i dont get this

  • Hahhaahaha I sooo get this your all stoopid!! "Hello I am a green giant pea, I eat all my veggies you should too!" Hahahahahah cause he looks like a pea lmao!!

  • im not blond so i wouldnt have to worry about this happening to me hahahaha

  • im blonde and I

  • Guys, it's an ANTI joke. It's funny because you think it's gonna make fun of stereotypical blonds/blondes but then it says something that would confuse anyone

  • Blonde is feminine. Blond is masculine.Come on guys.

  • do i not get this because im blonde

  • me is a buttiful blond

  • Hahaha

  • i ain't a blonde but that was confusing! where do they come up with this stuff?

  • LOL i get this joke its because blondes are dumb (steryotype) dont get mad anyways its because blondes wouldnt see you because they are dumb and they would freak out if random forks were attacking them so there that's the understandable thing of the joke god if u guys didnt get the joke then u dont know what an anti joke is.

  • I hage how people point out the fact that others didn't get this joke, but, I bet, they didn't know for awhile before reading someone else's answer, what this anti-jokes means. Hahahahhano,

  • Assuming there's a reason beyond "it's nonsensical," I think the idea is that the blond would think you are a salad and thus, being a blond, would be confused why the salad is throwing forks at her. The joke needs a little more detail to work if that was the intent, though. Although, then it'd be a joke, and not an anti-joke and OH MY GOD I'M SPINNING AROUND IN LOGICAL CIRCLES

  • I may not be blonde on the outside, but everyone tells me i have a heart of blonde. and i have natural, platinum-blonde highlights. but this joke confuses me.

  • Im a blonde and i dont get this.

  • I there was a green person throwing forks at you, you would be pretty fucking confuse

  • I feel smart for getting this right away now

  • If you are blond and posted "I dont get it", that proves why people think blondes are stupid.

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