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  • The point of this Anti-Joke is that painting yourself green and throwing forks at someone would confuse anyone. You're all retarded...

  • Are you people dumb? The "anti joke" is that this would confuse anyone.

  • theres an explanation here nobrain.dk

  • I imagine that's the joke

  • i love telling this joke to people they always look at me blankly while i nearly pee from hilarity

  • I hate these blondie jokes!!!!!!!!!!

  • im blonde and I

  • I don't get it.....:\

  • I imagine that would confuse anyone.

  • Talk to it

  • Hell yeah!!! 6666th thumb up!

  • If you are blond and posted "I dont get it", that proves why people think blondes are stupid.

  • You know why blondes like tilt steering wheels? More head room

  • Hahaha... Wait... I don't get it! And I am blond... :/

  • I may not be blonde on the outside, but everyone tells me i have a heart of blonde. and i have natural, platinum-blonde highlights. but this joke confuses me.

  • You can spell it "blond" or "blonde" as several people have pointed out; the former is a masculine adjective while the latter is feminine, but since so few words in English have gender like that (I only know of three) it's generally acceptable to use either one. Regardless, it doesn't matter for the joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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