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  • The point of this Anti-Joke is that painting yourself green and throwing forks at someone would confuse anyone. You're all retarded...

  • Are you people dumb? The "anti joke" is that this would confuse anyone.

  • theres an explanation here nobrain.dk

  • I imagine that's the joke

  • i love telling this joke to people they always look at me blankly while i nearly pee from hilarity

  • im blonde and I

  • LOL this is grand

  • If you are blond and posted "I dont get it", that proves why people think blondes are stupid.

  • I hate these blondie jokes!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hahaha... Wait... I don't get it! And I am blond... :/

  • I imagine that would confuse anyone.

  • I may not be blonde on the outside, but everyone tells me i have a heart of blonde. and i have natural, platinum-blonde highlights. but this joke confuses me.

  • this anti-joke killed my laugh box!

  • I'm a blond and I got confused by this... I still don't get it.

  • Blond for a guy and Blonde for a girl is correct...in French.

  • I don't get it.....:\

  • It's funny how the joke assumes all blonde's are girls.

  • I feel smart for getting this right away now

  • Blonde and blond are used all over the. World....not ALL AMERICANS and Canadians use blond. MOST OF US USE BLONDE!!!......rarely do us Americans use blond........so don't be prejudice!!!!.......and don't say only certain people say this or that!!!

  • Blond= masculine, blonde= feminine.

  • I there was a green person throwing forks at you, you would be pretty fucking confuse

  • Im a blonde and i dont get this.

  • Best used on a blond... change it to the hair color of whoever you're speaking to for victory

  • Hell yeah!!! 6666th thumb up!

  • you all are retarded

  • Blonde is feminine. Blond is masculine.Come on guys.

  • You know why blondes like tilt steering wheels? More head room

  • *sigh*... people on the internet. only 1/50 know what their talking about... you would be confused too if someone painted themselves green and threw forks at you, that is in itself confusing. no wonder the economy is collapsing... twats.

  • I don't get it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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