Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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