Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Strawberries!

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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