Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Men

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

So dont touch it

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

wanna hear a joke? no.

poo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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