A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Your mums a penis joke.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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An Artic Storm.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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