What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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