What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Anti Joke

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