God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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David Cameron

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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