Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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