What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Your mom is so old she died

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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