how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Mitt Romney

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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