why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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whats better than sex? cookies

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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