Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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No.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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