Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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