Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Obama = ebola

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Jim: Can you shoot a basketball with one hand? Moe: There's no such thing as a basketball with one hand.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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