Why did the black man die? He was shot

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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