did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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NEVER

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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