What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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69

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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hello

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Penis.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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