Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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knock knock Come in.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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