why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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