What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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