- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

whats brown? poop.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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