Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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your mom

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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A homeless person dies.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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