whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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