You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Anti Joke

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