Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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This joke is funny

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Spotto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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