A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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