Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Vaginal secretions

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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