What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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A car walks into a bar.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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