What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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