Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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nba live 13

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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