How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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I said I hate niiggers

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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