What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Penis

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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