No.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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:-)book

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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yeah..

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Pickles

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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learn. advance!

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