- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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