Death by kayak

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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