Knock knock

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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