Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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