A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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