mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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