Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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