How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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I walk into a bar...

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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SEX

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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