I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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