How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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