Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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anti jokes

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JEWS

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Rick Perry.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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