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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

shut up elliot

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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