- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Women's rights.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Hey, Max!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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