What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Joay impistato is a fig

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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