What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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