- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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