Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Error 37.

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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child labor

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Donald Trump

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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