Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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