What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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