How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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No your aunties a joke

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Happy Monday!

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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