Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Women's Rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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