What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Your mom.

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Anti Joke

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