What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Jews...

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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knock knock whos there not me

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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I'm rick james bitch

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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