What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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