Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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