It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Knock Knock Come in

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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