Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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woman's rights

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Anti Joke

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