Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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123 f*ck off

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Justin beiber's penis

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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what is stupid and reading this you

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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