What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Tall asians

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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