Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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alert("The Game");

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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Guess what? No.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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