I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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