Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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tea with milk?

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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