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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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