What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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