Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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to get to the other side.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Oliver O'Farkle walks into a blue room carrying a bag of oranges and Swanson J. Doople walks into the same room in a parallel universe carrying a ballpeen hammer. How much collective space do the two women occupy and will they be able to make the 4pm train to Terre Haute? No, because the train is running late so transportation efficiency on the day in question proves impossible.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Anti Joke

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