Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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