What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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all these jokes suck ass

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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we all know sammi has a penis

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Dallas Cowboys

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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