Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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