Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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