This is not funny.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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