Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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World peace

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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