Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Happy Monday!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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