A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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brandon ya twwat

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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An Asian man fails a math test

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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Anti Joke

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