The Colts this year.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Anti Joke

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