Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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xavier stop

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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