What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Swag.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Tim and Eric

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What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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