How much Is a free app on my market?

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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