Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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I'm hungry.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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People Order Our Patties

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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