So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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baby loves lalma

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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bologna

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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