Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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