why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Why? Why Not?

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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