Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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what sucks? things that suck

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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