your father died

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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hey John will you make some copies

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