Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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