whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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