Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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THE END.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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