- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

don't look behind you

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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