A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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jack shine has boobs

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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