What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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involved parents.

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She said no

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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