How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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hi mom

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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what's up? my penis.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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