- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Women's rights

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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