- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

N-E Pats never cheated

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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