Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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