- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Hitler was Jewish.

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