what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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A kid has no friends.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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