How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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No.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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