Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Pavel Novak

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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