while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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