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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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