What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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www.hurr-durr.com

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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read me write me

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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