Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Wheelchair high jump

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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