Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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