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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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