I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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