- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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