Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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You wanna see something really scary?

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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