Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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