What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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hipsters

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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FIRE!!

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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