A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Your Mom!!!

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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you suck

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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