Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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