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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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