Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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this is not an anti joke

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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A black man went into the sea. What did he become? Wet

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What's big and white?

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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