Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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