Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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can you touch your toes? no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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