There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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President Donald Trump

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Anti Joke

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