A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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tea with milk?

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What you reading? reading?

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NASCAR

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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