Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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