A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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