Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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The Christian Bible.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Left. That one direction...

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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