if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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Barack Obama

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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poop

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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