- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Female rights.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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