A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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belly button

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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