- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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