I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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cory is gay

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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