What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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