How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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