What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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