Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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