Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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