What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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