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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

1+2 = 6

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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