Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Obama.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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hey

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69

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Test

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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