Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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I'm funny.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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