Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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