- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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