Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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adam hodgson !

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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